A cut up SIM card will work fine in an iPad (or any other micro SIM device)

February 6th, 2010

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A cut up ‘ordinary’ SIM card should work just fine in the place of a “micro SIM” (or 3FF SIM) in an Apple iPad, or any other  device that requires the micro SIM standard.

Although the size of a micro SIM card differs from it’s older sibling, the similarities end there. The new micro SIM shares the same electrical contact area and internals as a regular SIM card.

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As a test, I cut up a SIM card into roughly the shape of a micro SIM. As long as you don’t cut into the contact area the SIM should continue to function normally.

If cut correctly you should be able to save the extra pieces of your SIM and hold them together with some tape to use the SIM in your iPhone or another device.

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I found that the micro SIM sized cut-down piece of my ordinary SIM card easily fit into, and functioned correctly in, both a Nokia 6120c and a Blackberry Bold 9000, and was held in place by itself, without the cut off pieces or any tape.

No doubt as the iPad becomes available so will kits that allow you to cut your existing SIM into the correct size, as well as some sort of holster so you can use a micro SIM in your iPhone or other mobile device.

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Micro SIM sized card in a Blackberry Bold 9000

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Micro SIM sized card in a Nokia 6120c

I Cover Japan by Kimpei Sheba – A Book Review

January 28th, 2010

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I picked up a copy of I Cover Japan at a Lifeline Bookfest in 2009 and only just got around to reading it. After discovering there was no Amazon review for this 58 year old book, I decided to write my first:

Written by a former managing editor of the Nippon Times, one of Japan’s only English language newspapers, I Cover Japan is a collection of fascinating features from the decade following Japan’s surrender of WW2. Kimpei Sheba explores this fascinating period in Japan’s history and the mash-up of cultures that occurred following American occupation as the land of the rising sun struggled with westernisation and transitioned to a flavour of “democracy” that is truly Japanese.

As a Japanese native reporting for an English speaking newspaper, Sheba offers an different perspective on the culture and history of a country that is quick to shy away from foreigners. I Cover Japan discusses the honour behind committing Harikiri and reveals exactly what happens at a geisha party.

I imagine that Kimpei Sheba was something like the Japanese Malcolm Gladwell of his time. If you liked What The Dog Saw or Outliers and are keen for something a little different, track down a copy of this book.

Out of print since 1952, you won’t find I Cover Japan at your average book store. There are a few used copies available on Amazon or I would be happy to lend you mine, it’s held together with masking tape.

Online publishing: A look at Noise Magazine

January 8th, 2010

Noise Magazine

The following is the full text of an email I wrote to a university classmate who is involved in a startup music publication called Noise Magazine, a monthly PDF magazine covering independent music “from Australia and and around the globe.”  I heard the magazine was struggling to gain subscribers, and was considering shutting down. These were my thoughts on the topic:

I saw your tweet about a lack of subscribers for Noise Magazine. Here are my thoughts on the topic.

Firstly, I am a fan of Noise mag. You guys have done a great job so far and should be congratulated. Congratulations! Writing quality content is key to any publication, and you guys have done this well. I think the biggest downfall for Noise mag is it’s format.

In essence, I think you should be distributing Noise mag as a magazine-style-blog, rather than a subscription based magazine-in-a-pdf. There are hundreds of reasons why this would be to your benefit. I will try to cover as many as I can. The key advantage of a blog-style format is the way you can use it to generate more readers, and from your original tweet, that seems like your goal – gaining more readers.

First, let’s have a look at the current situation. From what I can see, you are relying heavily on word of mouth through Twitter, Myspace and Facebook to gain new subscribers by getting them to visit the Miss Daisy Music site and enter their email address into this form. They then have to wait up to a month before receiving their first issue. It’s possible you are losing some readers right from the beginning.

The first thing I noticed is that there are no back-issues available. As a potential reader, I would be looking for past issues to see exactly what I am subscribing to, or as a subscriber I might be looking for an article I have seen in previous issue. You have also shut the doors to any casual readers who may be interested in reading just one issue or one article. If you take none of my other advice into account, you should at the very least make back-issues available online.

My second thought is that by publishing Noise mag as a pdf emailed direct to subscribers, you have eliminated the possibility of gaining any readers through search engine results. A key advantage of a blog, over your current format is the ability for a blog to generate search engine traffic. In my experience, a substantial chunk of the traffic a blog or website receives will come from search engines. That is, someone making a Google search and finding your site through the results. You might be surprised at how many keywords your site starts to show up under on Google.

As your site grows your content will begin to work for you. As you publish more content and your site becomes more popular, your blog will show up in more search results, and in higher positions, delivering you more readers. As I mentioned, you’ve all sorted regarding content, so why not put your content to work for you by generating new readers?

Through covering emerging bands, Noise mag is perfect for generating this type of traffic. When someone Google searches for a new band they’ve just heard, they could find the Noise mag article about the band right underneath (or even above) the band’s MySpace page in the Google results. You have potentially just gained yourself another reader by having your site appear in the search results.

The second major way a website can generate traffic (and thus, new readers) is through inbound links. Unfortunately, this is another area where your pdf-in-an-email format fails. It’s impossible to link to. Imagine if the bands you feature could send their Twitter followers or Facebook fans a link directly to their interview in Noise mag. The simpler it is to access content, the more likely readers are to access it. If a new reader likes what they see they will read more, and keep coming back. A blog format will allow other sites to link directly to your content.

At the moment you know how many people subscribe to Noise Mag and receive the email in their inbox. But do you know how many people are actually reading it? This is another downfall of the pdf-in-an-email format, you have no way of gathering reader statistics.

This is another reason a a blog-style publication can be a huge advantage. Not only can you measure how many people are reading your magazine, but you can use the statistics you gather to keep improving your publication. Reader statistics can be used to find out what sort of content your readers like the most, and also the content that isn’t so popular, and fine-tune your publication accordingly. Use statistics to find out what your most popular content is, so you can produce more content like it.

  • Get readers involved – let readers comment on your articles and interviews and ask bands their own questions.
  • Give away a CD or ticket to a show for the best comment or reader submitted question.
  • Embed a band’s videos at the end of your article or interview.
  • Link to each band’s MySpace/Website/YouTube/Twitter page in your post.
  • Publish a gallery of photos, or a video from a show to accompany your reviews.
  • Put an AddThis or ShareThis button on every one of your articles so your readers can easily share your content with their friends.

It’s important to remember that people read online content in many different ways – some people like to check in on a siteweek or two to check up on what they’ve missed, or they visit the site more regularly. Others appreciate a friendly reminder in their email every week/month or month, letting them know about new content. Other readers like to stay right up to the minute, and subscribe in an RSS reader. Some follow their favourite blogs on Twitter, or friend them on Facebook or MySpace and access new content through those portals. Fortunately you can deliver your content through all of these methods using a blogging platform, even a free platform like Wordpress.

I understand that you have specifically gone for a very traditional “magazine” style publication, but in my opinion (for what it’s worth) this is what is holding you back, especially when it comes to reaching new readers. Many online publications have successfully managed to incorporate all of the advantages of a blog, while still maintaining a very magazine-like feel and use regular email “issues” to keep readers up to date. I think this type of format would also work well for Noise.

Some of my favourite websites use this method of publishing. Be sure to check out Vice Magazine, Mashable, Four Thousand and Vive Cool City (Video Magazine). Take note of how they publish their content, and be sure to subscribe to, and check out their email

P.S. I usually hate blog posts about blogging. This will be my last.

The 3 day canned tuna diet

November 11th, 2009

Home Brand Tuna Chunks in Springwater

Ever wondered What would happen if you only ate canned tuna for 3 days? Me neither, but in 3 days I should be able to give you an answer. Three of my house mates obviously have though about this odd proposition and have decided to eat almost nothing but canned tuna for 3 days straight. Tuna is generally considered a healthy food, but as with most things, moderation makes sense, and there is nothing sensible about the 3 day tuna diet, but that’s what makes it interesting.

The diet consists of one 425g can of tuna for each meal of the day, breakfast, lunch and dinner. Minimal sauces, salt and pepper are allowed to flavour the tuna and hide the “cardboard soaked in ocean water” taste. The three participating warriors have also decided that eating some fruit and vegetables might be a good idea if they plan on taking a dump in the next week.

Canned Tuna Nutritional Information

The point? Canned tuna is very low in calories and extremely high in protein, so the general idea is to loose weight while maintaining or gaining muscle mass. The diet outlined above would give an average person 450% of their daily protein requirement with only 45% of their energy requirement. Personally I am highly sceptical that any of the three dietees can make the full three days, and I plan to make it as hard as possible by embarking on my own 3 day diet – the delicious foods only diet.

Stay tuned to find out how the three day canned tuna diet pans out.

XXXX Summer Bright Lager – a review

October 23rd, 2009

XXXX Summer Bright Lager

I saw a bus stop ad this morning for XXXX’s new Summer Bright Lager. My immediate thought was “Those look a lot like Corona or Sol, I wonder if they are anything alike. I want some.” I’m not sure there is any logic in this line of thinking, but the marketing obviously worked on me, I picked up a six pack on the way home, along with a Corona for comparison. The six set me back $14.99.

Weighing in at 4.2% alcohol, or 1.1 standard drinks per 330ml bottle, Summer Bright Lager is slightly lighter than your average full strength brew. The bottle boasts that the beer is low-carb and free from preservatives, if that means anything to you. The beer is lighter in colour than your typical XXXX gold or bitter, and shows itself off in a “trendy” clear longneck bottle.

I was a little disappointed when I took my first sip of Summer Bright Lager, it tasted nothing like the Central American beers I was expecting it to, but this wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. Summer Bright Larger simply tastes like a lighter, more refreshing version of XXXX’s other brews. It goes down smooth and easy, with no bitter aftertaste.

Anticipating a Mexican style beer I had some lemon wedges prepared, so I popped one into my second Summer Bright Lager for a citrusy twist. The lemon complemented the beer well, although it wasn’t obligatory, as with a Corona.

While Summer Bright Lager wasn’t at all what I was expecting, it was definitely a hit. This beer would go down perfectly on a summer afternoon around the pool, or with some fish and chips, friends and a Frisbee at the park. Be sure to serve ice cold.

XXXX Summer Bright Lager bottle

This is simply a review on my blog. I genuinely enjoyed this beer. XXXX did not pay for this review with money or beer (but feel free to give me free beer if you want).

7 of my favourite movie remixes

September 18th, 2009

1. They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard

2. Brokeback To The Future

3. This Is Sparta

4.Office Space Psycho Thriller

5. Garden State Murder Mystery

6. Mary Poppins Horror

7. Three Six Mafia Alice in Wonderland

YANOE tags big over Brisbane, is ‘Most anti-capateo!’

September 18th, 2009

Yanoe over the Captain Cook bridge

I have no idea who “yanoe” is, but I do know that he has been spraying some pretty big tags around Brisbane in the last week. Like many other highway travelers, I first spotted this epic tag on the south side of the Captain Cook bridge around Saturday. I had been meaning to take a photo of it ever since, but when I went back thismorning the council had painted it over.

Yanoe painted over on the captain cook bridge

Nevermind, you can still find yanoe on the Countess St rail overpass, with a bit of an ego this time it seems. I’m not sure what the scribble on the left hand side means, but the message on the right reads – “From under rated to most anti-capateo!” My interpretation of this is that Yanoe is expressing his views on capitalism. Good on him for expressing himself!

Yanoe on countess st

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I found a bunch more Yanoe tags around town on Napoleon Complex’s Flickr Stream, if you’re into that sort of thing, go check them out. From the size of this guy’s tags, he must be pretty big business.

This tagger in LA, who goes by BUKET was pretty big business too. This video shows exactly how these guys do their crazy tags in such precarious places. It turns out BUCKET got nearly 4 years in jail and a $100,000 for boasting on the internet.

Seen any more crazy YANOE tags around Brisbane? Let me know about them in the comments.

Are today’s soapies tomorrows classics?

September 17th, 2009

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I am admitting upfront that I know nothing about literature and that there is probably a perfectly reasonable rebuttal to what I am about to write. I encourage you to tell me how stupid I am, and explain why I am wrong.

I am hardly a “reader”. I will happily admit that until about 18 months ago, I had barely ever finished a book, of any sort. This includes the required reading for every highschool book review I’ve ever written. I have come close on a few occasions, but fallen short somewhere around the three-quarter mark.

That said, I have discovered during the last 18 months that reading isn’t really that bad. You might even say that I find it mildly enjoyable. I am a pretty slow reader, but I have tried to always have at least one book on the go (shelfari link). I am currently coming to the end of my first Penguin classic; Thomas Hardy’s The Mayor of Casterbridge, and I have to say I am a little disappointed, if not confused about exactly what makes a classic piece of literature and why they are held in such high regard.

(Spoiler alert!) The story, set in the mid 19th century, goes something like this:

The mayor’s long lost wife who was presumed dead after he sold her for 5 pounds at a fair 18 years earlier re-emerges and the two remarry for the sake of their daughter. But when His wife dies unexpectedly, the mayor seeks to rekindle his secret relationship with his mistress from out of town, who moves to Casterbridge to marry him, but instead ends up marrying the former manager of the mayors business. The mayor suffers a swift fall from grace and is forced into the lower class, while his former business manager takes the town by storm and rises to become the new mayor. Finally the web of lies that is holding this whole scandal together begins to unravel and someone dies.

Sure, I found the story interesting, and the end of each chapter drew me into the next, but the overall storyline could have easily appeared as a two-year-long story arc on any trashy daytime soap opera, only Hardy’s story is slightly more G rated (I recall one particularly steamy chapter when one of the young lovers of Casterbridge longed to hold the hand of the man of her fancy, scandal!). The story seems as though it would appeal to the 19th century lower class which it features, in my view, making it the soap opera of it’s time. So why exactly is it held in such high regard now? Will Passions be regarded as a classic in 150 years? If you ask me, there’s every chance. Maybe we should all start watching now.

Why the hell are 1.2 million people watching Two and a Half Men every night?

September 6th, 2009

This isn't even open for discussion

Because I’m a media wanker I read the television ratings, even though I hardly watch television. I pretend that knowing about what other people watch makes me ‘better’ than your average TV viewer. While you’re wasting your time every night watching TV, I’m wasting my time on the internet, reading about what you’re wasting your time watching. For the most part, commercial news and current affairs dominate the prime-time ratings and Australian drama and reality like Packed to the Rafters and Masterchef seem to do pretty well too.

For the most part, I ‘get’ the ratings. They make sense to me. I can understand that people tune into the news every night for a brief for the day’s breaking stories. I understand that people enjoy watching original Australian drama, for the most part, it’s acceptable viewing. What I can’t understand is why 1.2 million viewers bother to tune in to Two and a Half Men every single fucking night, again and again and again and again. I could forgive this sort of behaviour if it was just once or twice a week, but it’s not. Channel Nine airs Two and a Half Men 9 times a week, and 1.2 million people continue to tune in every single time. I simply cannot understand it. It’s not funny. There aren’t even are hardly any hot babes on the show. Don’t these people have anything better to do? The only reasonable answer is that watching Two and a Half Men melts your brain to an intellectual state that can only comprehend the antics of Charlie Harper. Unfortunately, 1.2 million Australians have fallen victim.

As far as I am concerned, watching Two and a Half Men 9 times a week is almost as much of a waste of time as caring about what other people watch on TV.

Because I’m a media wanker

The Goon Loophole

August 27th, 2009

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I lost my job in Feburary, and for the first time since early high school I have faced a period of sustained unemployment. For the most part, a lack of employment hasn’t worried me a great deal financially. In fact I probably couldn’t have picked a better time to be an unemployed student, in the wake of Rudd’s stimulus handouts. Fortnightly youth allowance payments cover most things like rent and food, but I have certainly made some cutbacks. Apart from shopping at Aldi and cutting my own hair, beer was unfortunately one of the first things to go. I simply couldn’t justify spending $40 on a carton of beer while there are cheaper options available. Like many financially scrupulous university students, I have resorted to goon (cask wine for you oldies) as my drink of choice.

Many people turn up their nose at the idea of drinking wine from a box, they already know that it’s going to taste bad, but the realisations you can come to under financial restrictions are amazing – all of a sudden the taste of goon is hardly as offensive, you might even find it completely acceptable. Over 6,700 fans on Facebook can’t be wrong.

TunaLogically, I make the same decision when I’m buying alcohol as I do when I’m grocery shopping. It’s all about value. Why shell out a dollar for a small can of John West Salmon with Onion and Tomato when I can get almost twice as much Home Brand Tuna Chunks in oil for just 89 cents. It mightn’t have any fancy flavours, but it will still fill my sandwich; in fact it will fill two sandwiches! The same theory applies to alcohol shopping. A carton of Tooheys Extra Dry containing 30 standard drinks will set me back around $40, while a box of Golden Oak Medium Dry White containing almost the same amount of alcohol costs just $12. Let me break it down for you in tabular format:

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I have often proclaimed goon as a binge drinker’s “loophole”, but this was merely an observation about the price (as cleverly demonstrated above). I have only just learned that an actual loophole exists in Australia that allows wine to be taxed at a much lower rate in a box than in a bottle. Wine sold in a bottle is taxed at 20 cents per standard drink, while wine sold in a box is taxed at just 6 cents per standard. Full strength beer is taxed at about 40 cents per standard, and that vodka cruiser will cost you 85 cents tax for every standard drink.

While this doesn’t seem fair, it might just prove that students are craftier than the government gives us credit, and that raising taxes on alco-pops will have little effect on the supposed binge-drinking epidemic. I suppose they could always raise the tax on goon, what would we drink then?

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I recall a night of particularly heavy drinking during my UQ college days, during which I stumbled across a room of equally inebriated music students who were drinking from a bottle of mysterious clear liquid decorated in Chinese characters. They offered me a shot, and not wanting to offend them by turning down free alcohol, I hesitantly accepted. All I remember about the taste was a burning sensation in my mouth and throat, followed by a rush of coughing as it was explained to me that what I had just drank was a neutral spirit purchased from the cleaning aisle of a Chinese supermarket for only a few dollars. It was possibly deadly, but they had uncovered a loophole possibly greater than goon, even if it would almost certainly send you blind.

Beverage

Price

# Standard Drinks

Cost per S.D.

Bundaberg Rum & Cola

$65

35

$1.86

Tooheys Extra Dry

$40

35

$1.14

Goon

$12

30

$0.40